Due to the extreme boredom of the commercial christening artists, yet another new item of note has been titled the "Official Cotton Dog of Easter." The general public says that they have no idea what a Cotton dog is, and many, due to the picture shown at the right, say they are anxious to get their own dog from the Cotton breed.
The cute pink ears are roughly two and a half inches long, and the body has the proportions of a Chihuahua. The Easter dog, in answer to our question, 'Are you mutated?' stated, "Yes, of course I am. You'd better watch where you step cowboy, or I'll rip your innards out." The reporters did not reveal any other questions of note to us.
Undoubtedly, this is one of the cutest, sweetest dogs there is, and the general public has good reasons for wanting this breed of dog. The Cotton breed, the officials urge, does not exist, giving the general public yet another reason to hate the government. This is Josh, at JNS news, signing off. Have a great night!
JNS News Notice: As of the publishing date of November 14, 2007, the Official Cotton Dog of Easter has been destroyed due to unnecessary violence.
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