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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Grand Theft Anime




It's like Grand Theft Auto, but with schoolgirls riding Sith speeder bikes and shooting up Pikachus. Does anyone know where this came from?

Friday, December 14, 2007

Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III



Another review from the Escapist magazine

How to Make Comics With Half-Life 2


The process is relatively simple. You only need Half-Life 2.  Counter-Strike: Source, and Day of Defeat: Source are reccommended, along with the other Half-Life 2 games. Follow these easy steps to make a comic:

1. Download Garry's Mod 9, or purchase Garry's Mod 10* via Steam. It's only 10 dollars.
2. Open up your version of Garry's Mod.
3. Begin to post models and ragdolls with the physics gun.
4. Take screenshots of the models.

NOTE: Photoshop is required for these steps.
5. Open up Photoshop.
6. Create a new document with whatever size you want.
7. Open up your screenshots and resize them to fit your new document.
8. Create speech bubbles and text.
9. Save it as a .jpg file, and you're done!

* Garry's Mod 10 is frequently updated, with new content as Source games are released. It has online multiplayer too.

Check out my comics here:
http://safetyatwork.x3nopro.com/

The Comic Book Community on the Garry's Mod Forums:
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21

They have tutorials at Facepunch, and pretty much everything else you need.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Zero Friction: Supercooled Helium




When Helium is cooled below its freezing point, friction disappears, creating perpetual motion (as long as it is cold.)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Rise and Fall of Digital Piracy


Before going on stage for a concert in Oslo, Norway, rap artist 50 Cent did an interview with Pål Nordseth. Although most of the conversation involved his denial of using cocaine on live tv, the conversation eventually turned to file sharing.

Pål asked 50 Cent “How are G-Unit Records (the recording company he owns) doing in these times of file-sharing?

“Not so good.” he responded. “The advances in technology impacts everyone, and we all must adapt. Most of all hip-hop, a style of music dependent upon a youthful audience. This market consists of individuals embracing innovations faster than the fans of classical and jazz music. What is important for the music industry to understand is that this [piracy] really doesn’t hurt the artists."

Organizations that support piracy like the Pirate Bay have been saying this for years, but this is the first time the words have come out of a successful artists lips.

50 Cent then went on to say: “A young fan may be just as devout and dedicated no matter if he bought it or stole it. The concerts are crowded and the industry must understand that they have to manage all the 360 degrees around an artist. They, (the industry), have to maximize their income from concerts and merchandise. It is the only way they can get their marketing money back.”

“The main problem is that the artists are not getting as much help developing as before file-sharing. They are now learning to peddle ringtones, not records” he said.
"They don’t understand the value of a perfect piece of art.”

To give a brief synopsis, 50 Cent believes that the fanbase that he would otherwise not reach because of the price of the music has a value in itself. Also, the merchandising from this fanbase makes up for the possible monetary loss.


In other news, Microsoft has devised a new system to make up for the recent doing away with some of the anti-piracy features of Vista. If one is willing to give up their computer privacy for three months, they can earn a copy of Vista or Microsoft Word 2007.

It works like this:
  1. You install a program that monitors all input and output in your computer
  2. Wait three months while doing nothing illegal lest the RIAA show up on your doorstep
  3. Fill out survey
  4. Free Vista!
Ok, first of all, what software pirate would give up their privacy for three months?
Secondly, what person in their right mind would give up their privacy for three months?
Third, why would anyone want Vista anyway? A new operating system is likely to come out in 2008 anyway. For more on this, see this article.

EDIT: Microsoft pulled down their offer on Tuesday, due to large demand.