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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Team Fortress 2 Review












Right-o, so here I am, to make a review on Team Fortress 2. Now, you've probably heard about this game. If you haven't, you are not a true gamer/geek, and should be executed at sundown. Anyways, this game became famous after being delayed for 8 years. It was announced as a sequel to the still-popular Team Fortress Classic, a mod for Half-Life, and went into development hell until 2007, when it was eventually released on October 10, 2007. In the developer commentary on Dustbowl, one of the maps, an employee stated that it took so long because they were trying to find a version they were happy with. Apparently, there was an idea for a commander, but it was scrapped due to the fact it could ruin the players' fun if there was a terrible commander, or vice versa.
I picked up the Orange Box from my local Best Buy on Black Friday, when it was priced at a measly $20. I also got a copy of BioShock, which is pretty fun too. (I have yet to finish it.) I played Portal while waiting for Team Fortress 2 to download, which took a while. Portal was epic, and I suggest you play it if you haven't already.

On to the review:

Team Fortress 2 was the best part of the Orange Box, in my opinion. You can play as one of 9 classes. The classes are the Scout, the Soldier, the Pyro, the Demoman, the Heavy, the Engineer, the Medic, the Sniper, and the Spy. Each class has unique abilities. For example, the Scout can double jump and runs extremely fast, but has low health. The Spy can disguise as enemies, cloak, and place sappers on turrets or sentries, but has his drawbacks, such as him having low health, and enemies colliding with him, which gives him away almost instantly. As of now, there are only 5 maps: 2fort, Dustbowl, Gravelpit, Well, and Hydro. Valve implemented an achievement and stat system, which means you can see how many kills/deaths you have, along with other stats, such as teleports or invulnerabilities. You can get achievements such as the "Grey Matter" achievement, which you get after scoring a certain number of headshots with a sniper rifle.


My Score:

Fun: 10/10 - Nothing beats going on a melee spree with a medic's bonesaw.

Graphics: 10/10 - The fire looks incredible, and the rest of the graphics look simply amazing.

Gameplay: 10/10 - The game is really easy to play, and you learn how to play quickly. You can literally pick up this game and start playing.

Total Score: 10/10 - This is the only score this game deserves. It is truly epic, and if you haven't bought this game yet, get off your couch and do so.





My Pics:

The Spy's Change Disguise Effect:
My score on Gravel Pit:
The bridge on 2fort. Note the particle effects and the soldier's rocket jump:The Red Intel Room on 2fort. Note the Intel Briefcase (Equivalent of the CTF flag) and Sentry Gun:A group of Heavies charge across the bridge on 2fort:



Hope you enjoyed it! If you ever want to play a game with me, my Steam friends is Uberwumpus.

Friday, January 11, 2008

The Forum


Hello, it is I, Josh. You may have seen the Forum link at the top of the page. The forum is now fully functional, and is ready for your viewing and posting. I'm the one that spends the most time with the forum currently as moderator and administrator. Yes, regardless of what you might think, I still exist on this blog. Now for a picture.

Known vulnerabilities? Okay, whatever.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The POWER of old people




Thats what happens when you mess with old people...

Saturday, January 5, 2008

gorgefamily.com/alec


I hate to draw peeps away from this site but my site www.gorgefamily.com/alec is pretty awesome. Check it out!

Friday, January 4, 2008

Anti-Grav Helicopter




The FPS of the camera synced up with the revolutions per second of the helicopter, creating a cool effect.

9800 GX2?


Seems rumors say that a new GeForce video card will come out in late Febuary or early March. It would be call the 9800 GX2, with two 880 GPUs shrunken to a smaller 65 nanometer process on one card. Apparently the new card has support for Quad-SLI. Yes, Quad so that everyone can now spend $3000 on graphics. It should be at least %30 faster than the existing 8800 Ultra and have 1GB of frame buffer.


Picture via [H]Enthusiast

Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect


Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy


Thursday, January 3, 2008

A Week of Posts


Well everyone, I am back from my skiing trip in NY and ready to do a condensed week’s worth of posting.

Firstly, here are my new favorite zombie movies.

  • Resident Evil: Extinction- This one may be a surprise because of all of the bad reviews it got (Rotten tomatoes gave it a 23%), but it has the best action sequences and a good feel to it. Most of the movie does not try to be a horror and fail like some others. Note: this is a sequel to two previous movies, although you really don't need to see them first)
  • 28 Weeks Later- Much more gruesome, it really was a horror movie. Some of the plot really did not make sense to me and the whole instant "zombification" upon exposure was a bit odd, but this one is considered a classic.
I will get around to seeing I Am Legend sometime soon.

Some other movies:
  • Hot Fuzz- A story of the perfect cop. Starts off as a comedy, blends into action/horror, and back into a hilarious action sequence at the end. The unbelievable factor in the film is what makes it great.
  • Balls of Fury- A comedy, though ultimately funny, that is best described by the following sentence. Meh.
  • Blade Runner- So boring it does not deserve its own bullet point. This is supposed to be a classic?
  • Shoot Em Up- Pure ludicrous action and sarcasm. Five stars.
  • Rush Hour 3- Two movies are not enough to use every possible cheesy joke and cliché? I frown on you, Jackie Chan.
  • Stargate: The Ark of Truth- I do not even know why I watched it. It is not bad, but there really is not a point. It seems like this movie could have easily been condensed to an hour-long commercial broadcast.
Moving on, wasn't Christmas great? It is also an excuse for me to review stuff. Yay!
  • Samsung Blackjack II- A wonderful Smartphone. This review from Cnet gives it a 7.7 out of 10 (that is good considering that the highest review they have given is an 8.3.) It has Quad-band 3G, 2 Mp camera, GPS (although you have to hack it to enable it fully; it cannot find you, only track you after you enter your address), a huge battery (the original Blackjack had issues, so Samsung wanted to be sure this time), and it runs on Windows Mobile 6. It retails at $250.
    • Ok, things I don't like so much: No built in Wi-Fi- For so many features it seems odd but I suppose that you have problems if you really need this feature for a phone this size, Of course there is no flash support for IE; most phones don't have that either, Proprietary headphone jack, the jog wheel is a bit unresponsive and it takes a couple turns to scroll down a screens worth of text, and finally the included program ActiveSync sucks, but that’s just a fault of Microsoft. I give it an 8.5 out of 10.
  • Games
    • Mass Effect - A bit boring at the start but I haven't played much into it. I will give a full review later.
    • Crysis - Really great so far. Again, I haven’t had a chance to play into it much but it’s incredible so far. Oh, and I'm sorry for already having a computer that can run it well but it just kinda goes with the whole "good with finances" thing.
    • COD 4 - Single player is much better than in previous games. I would also like to mention that my car does not have internet. Multiplayer review when I’ve played it. (I'm not actually playing Xbox 360 in my car; my father would not let me hook up a power inverter direct to the battery because the 360 cannot run off cigarette DC power. Something about coming off and causing a spark.)
    • Assassin's Creed - 10 out of 10, by far the best game all year. If only it was as long as Mass Effect.
    • Guitar Hero 3 - I don't own this one at the time of posting, but I was able to play it some up in NY. Full review once I buy it. Good so far though.
    • The Orange Box- I've yet to break the seal on the box. Full review later.
  • I also received a 500 gb hard drive, money for GH3, and an Airsoft Sniper Rifle, which was an early gift- look for an earlier post for the review.

Miscellanea:
  • I Am America (And So Can You) by Stephen Colbert is hilarious.
  • Firefly is my new favorite Sci-Fi series.
  • I recommend rear-projection technology when buying an HDTV. I got a 72 incher for only $3000. Incandescent bulb types will keep you warm in the winter.
  • Bhutto was shot and someone got mauled by a tiger. Deal with it.
  • Alec, why did you plan a LAN Party on New Year's? That seems too cliché. Could it not have waited until Thursday when I was back?
  • It's 1:27 in the morning (I'm writing this on my phone) and I have no internet, my fingers are tired and the Full Throttle Energy Drinks and Starbucks are wearing off. If you will excuse me, I have an episode of Diggnation to watch.
  • Sorry for all of the bullet points.